home row


when used as a verb it means to strike someone with a keyboard in the face. this happens in schools and offices often or in any high stress atmosphere where a keyboard is present.
zak: hi whats up?
shane: nothing… why the h-ll do you want to know?
zak: just curious…
(shane puts his fist up in preperation to fight)
zak: your done
(zak picks up a key board and home rows shane in the face)
3 more definitions
to take a keyboard and hit someone with it(espically the middle of it, where the homerow keys are located)
kevin rose homerow’d kevin pierria on tech-tv
the first sets of keys a person usually learns in a keyboard. home row is asdfghjkl; basically, it’s the middle row of keys where your fingers should be set when they aren’t being used. your left hand: pinky on the a, index finger on the s, middle on the d, and pointer on the f. right hand: pointer on j, middle on k, index on l, and pinky on ;
“hey man, i just learned home row!” “holy cr-p! that is amazing!”
1. n. place where fingers rest for keying and typing. it is asdf and jkl; using all the fingers but the thumbs.

2. v. home-rowing. using this type of keyboarding method, as opposed to the “mighty index” finger method.
1. “now cl-ss, put your fingers on the home row and type a semi.” – mrs. lang, my keyboarding teacher.

2. “dawg, i’m home-rowin’ it in this chat, b-tches.” me, in chat.

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