home run derby
an orgy, or any occasion where lots of s-xual intercourse is being had.
last night’s home run derby really tired me out, that was a lot of scoring!
mlb compet-tion held every year in the all-star break. usually consists of sluggers such as jose bautista and mark trumbo. prince fielder was the 2012 champion.
mlb home run derby all-star break jose bautista mark trumbo prince fielder
the act of inserting both t-st-cl-s into an -n-s or v-g-n- and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while t-st-cl-s remain inserted into such cavity.
jake: “what did you and jessica get into last night?”
dirty d: “we went to captain d’s and then we had some fun at home. she is a freak. we started getting physical and then the next thing i know, i am playing home run derby with her.
jake: “aww man, you are sick. how did you do it?”
dirty d: “when i got ready, i just slipped them in her -ss and started shooting. i hit the head board once and her t-ts a couple times. it was a mess and my nuts stunk.”
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