homer anthony strickland the third
a hentai loving asian whose legendary for fapping over 72 hours before collapsing from over exertion
have you heard about homer anthony strickland the third? he’s a legend in a league of his own.
Read Also:
- Hooky booger
picking and unwilling persons nose against their will jack and joe held me down while bob gave me a hooky booger.
- Hopeful Pud
a s-x move named after the time pud tried to marathon superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. a ‘hopeful pud’ occurs when during s-x, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue. man 1: “i was nailing this really hot bird last night, until i […]
- Housecarl
a russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving. person 1: my apartment can get so lonely at times. person 2: you clearly need to get yourself a housecarl.
- how even
when something is too unlikely to understand, and one wonders about the physics and probability of the given action. friend- “i broke my eye when i painted a mustache on my cat bc it ticked me too hard, bro” you- “how even”
- extra medium
an extra-medium size shirt, made famous by zachary edelen, is big enough for shoulders to fit but tight enough to show off gains worked hard for at the gym. medium doesn’t fit. large gives no props. d-mn, i wish they carried an extra-medium in that shirt. guess i’ll have to buy a tank instead. clothing […]