Homer Commentary
when you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game’s commentary is cheering for the home team. yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. mostly used by the milwaukee bucks and sometimes the boston celtics.
(5.2 seconds left)
commentary: bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. jumps, shoots…
homer commentary: miss it!
commentary: and he banks it in at the buzzer! lakers win! 98-96!
homer commentary: bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
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