homerball
a gift that is of higher interest to the gifter than to the giftee, perhaps given with the intent to yoink it for oneself at a later time.
see: the simpsons, season 1, episode 9 production code 7g11; “life in the fast lane”
husband: happy birthday, wife! enjoy your new golf clubs.
wife: thanks for the homerball, jack-ss.
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