homerite


a believer in the teachings/words of homer simpson from the tv series.

alternatively, a strict believer in the historicity of homer, the greek poet at the end of the greek dark ages.
“children, you tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson is: never try.”

“you’re such a homerite!”

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