Homer’s Law
a law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. the law was named after springfield resident homer j. simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, bart. the law was p-ssed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not p-ssed when they are upset at their children.
i would show that boy a lesson if it wasn’t for homer’s law!
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