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1 – someone who sits at home all day while upping their levels on world of warcraft.

2 – super smart a+ kids who think they are better than you.

3 – strange inbreds who slack off all day and have no friends or social life.

not true.
i happen to be homeschooled. i have normal friends and a social life.. and i don’t wear high waisted jeans.

i think it’s examples 1, 2, and 3, that give the rest of us a bad name.
john – where do you go to school?

laura – i’m a homeschooler.

john – really? you’re so.. normal.

1. someone who’s parents don’t want there kids doing drugs or getting pregnant.
public schooler: omg!! lady gaga is so awesum!!!!
homeschooler: who is that?
a normal person. listen, i’m tired of the stereotypes. we are not all mormons, many of us have amazing fashion sense, and homeschoolers that fit the stereotype are a minority.

i know who lady gaga is,i don’t have to ask to use google, i have a youtube channel, and i’m homeschooled.

plus, homeschoolers have time to do awesome extracurricular activities and socialize, while other kids sit in a cl-ssroom all day and get in trouble for socializing.

oh yeah, and my ch-r-s don’t involve milking the cow.
person: what school do you go to?
homeschooler: i’m homeschooled.
person: oh. what do you do all day?
homeschooler: lots of things.
person: like latin and stuff, cause i like to go on the internet. you know about the internet right?
homeschooler: here’s my email. let me know if you want help setting up a blog or a facebook page. you can friend me on facebook too. i have lots of friends!
person: really? wow…
a group of super-agents whose goal and objective in life is to keep america safe from communists, dictators, and general bad stuff. they have extensive operational history, the first known case was when john wilkes booth was taken out by a homeschooled -ss-ssin. the most recent known case was a joint op with the navy seals on the osama bin laden raid. most homeschoolers don’t talk about their operations, and stay secretive and shy so their mission won’t be in danger of being compromised.
today, homeschoolers partic-p-te in extensive missions across the world, mainly in north korea and iran. the details of the missions are, of course, highly cl-ssified. all homeschoolers have been trained in martial arts and small group tactics, and 99% of them have qualified as “expert” according to secret service shooting standards. a select few have been trained in counterintelligence operations, and serve as double agents in the normal school systems. most of the time, they’re disguised as wimpy geeks and nerds.
in many areas, there is a homeschool “base” consisting of fortified buildings, along with an armory. the locations of the bases are still unknown, but rumor has it most of them tend to be in secluded locations, such as alaska, out west, and parts of upper michigan. all homeschoolers are expected to be in a state of readiness and be able to report to their base of operations in no longer than 30 minutes to respond to any contingency operation by an enemy of the united states.
although the state police recieved credit for the saving of the president’s life, rumor has it that a highly trained group of homeschoolers were the actual ones responsible for the saving of his life.

the outnumbered group of homeschoolers managed to fight off the superior numbers of communist minions using uzis, desert eagles, and sawed-off shotguns.

“it’s ok. i’m homeschooled.”

“have you seen captain america in action? he has to be homeschooled!”
there are two different types.

ninja homeschoolers (i.e. people who don’t have a say in the matter, and are forced against their will to be homechooled, and, if you don’t know them, you can’t tell if they are homechooled. they usually wear cool clothes, and have good social lives, and are pretty trendy.

then there are the scary (almost mormon) homeschoolers. who have no social life until collage, wear khaki or bluejean skirts and nearly bellbottom jeans, and polos, and only care about their grade, and their only friends are their siblings.

by the way!! immma ninja homechooler so suck it
person one: so, where do you go to school?
ninja homeschooler: at my house!! it’s freekin r-t-rded!

person one: hi!

stereotypical homeschooler: um… hi? look i have to go work on my science project…
there are two types. either extremely happy and spazzy and thinks everyone is his friend, or quietly keeps to himself and thinks of everyone as below him.
generally speaking,
someone who lacks social skills, always has one or 5 too many b-ttons done up, has to ask a parent before using “the search engine”, wears crew socks, is not vegetarian, has youtube blocked on his computer, and has never been with more than 1 kid his own age at once.
public schooler: haha did you hear/see that kid. he’s probably a homeschooler
basically, all the stereotypes you’ve ever heard about these people are true. they don’t know how to dress, are virgins, and usually wish they lived in an earlier era where women wore corsets and people had slaves. they often correct people’s english and hate the government. you can tell someone is homeschooled because they are super defensive about it whether you have attacked them or not.
homeschooler: (shouts to general public) “not all homeschoolers are socially awkward!”
normal person: “i didn’t say anything! who are you?”

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