Homestead Provacateur


a girl who has moved in with a guy because he owns property, plays around the house outside, and trolls on the internet for people to listen to her tripe about ‘living outdoors’ and ‘becoming self-sufficient’ when this guy is not at home. because after all, she is ‘totally self-sufficient’ pays no rent, works part-time, and lays about, and plays on the computer most of the day.
homestead provacateur showed us how to make sundried tomatoes while her dupe wasn’t around.

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