homey cunt
a homey c-nt is someone who loves to party, gets all the b-tches, and is just an all round cool bloke. although the word ‘c-nt’ is often seen as an insult, being called a homey c-nt is considered a compliment, not an insult. you may not at anytime call someone a homey c-nt if they are seen as a p-ssy or just not a very cool person. all persons guilty of this crime will never be considered as a homey c-nt themselves, and will therefore live a wretched, boring and miserable life.
-what are you homey c-nts doin’?
-just f-ckin’ around bro
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