hommelvik
hommelvik is the capital of malvik. its known for having many “raaners” at sh-ll.
the main export in hommelvik is “heimbrennt, kjellervatn, snubblebrus”
they also got a foodstore named prix, its very nice.
the natives in hommelvik is the mostamarkings, they live up in the mountains over “vika” in a resorvat, they are the indians of hommelvik. they are the masterbrewers of “heimbrennt”. (very strong liquor)
they drive around in small ugly 240’s and park at sh-ll to pick up smaller girls from hommelvik junior high.
if u want to spend your vacation propher you should come to hommelvik and enjoy the sight. its worth it! if you are lucky you can get a good picture of the native hommelvikings
hommelvik r teh bestlol
Read Also:
- Homogaysexual
the combination of the two gayest words ever (gay and h-m-s-xual). used to descibe ultra gays. also a song by uk anti semitic metal band motherkunt. “check out the guys pink soled shoes,that’s well h-m-g-ys-xual”
- honponce
-ss, b-ttocks, rear end, booty. an intentional mispr-nunciation of “hindparts”. that girl had the fattest honponce i’ve ever seen.
- Hookum
a synonym for the word hooker. usually used so the one being called a hooker doesn’t understand, but you and your friends can still have a good laugh. tyler: you is a hook-m! mccall: a what?!?! friends: hahahaha!
- hooky bobbin
the act of sliding on your feet behind a car on an icy road while being towed by holding onto the b-mper. in the winter you can hitch a ride by grabbing the b-mper of a car and sliding on the icy road while being towed. this is called hooky bobbin.
- hootnani
a phrase used for no apparent reason blah blah blah…hoootnani…blah blah