homofused
somebody, usualy male, who continually accuses other people of being gay or using many of the various euphemisms for gay (queer, f-g, poof, bender, queen, etc) to describe people or actions, things, movies or anything really.
these people are often h-m-fused; in that they are phobic of their own s-xuality and try and hide under a blanket of fake masculinity and accusations that every other man is batting for the other side
kraige was desperate that n-body learn’t of his liking of other men and male genitals, that he spent all of his time verbally attcking anything and anyone he didn’t understand, by calling them gay or f-ggot. kraige is very h-m-fused
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