Homognet
pr-nounced h-m–gnet
also h-m-gnetism (pr-nounced h-m–gne-tism)
any straight and/or happily married male who tends to frequently get hit on by h-m-s-xuals out of nowhere and for no apparent reason, regardless of location or if you are with your so or wife.
due to the frequency of these occurrences, h-m-gnets tend to have well developed gaydar. they also get a lot of free drinks at bars.
i keep getting hit on by guys wherever i go. i swear i must be some kind of h-m-gnet.
some guy just bought me a drink. must be my h-m-gnetism at work again.
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