Homokinesis
similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to h-m-s-xuals, h-m-kinesis is the ability to move gay people with one’s mind. this is frequently a super power used by h-m-s-xual superheroes to improve their dating life.
george: “i have the power of h-m-kinesis. i can move gay people with my mind.”
nadia: “where do you move them to?”
george: “any position i like…”
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a sickly feeling when being fed all the cr-p about s-xuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage. examples: “don’t shove that down my throat, i’m h-m-nauseous” or “do i care what people do? no! it makes me feel sick. i’m h-m-nauseous”
- Homophobosexual
somebody who is s-xually attracted to h-m-phobes. campbell was really turned on by the h-m-phobic redneck. unfortunately, it could never be, because every time campbell tried to hit on him, the redneck would recede, due to his h-m-phobic qualities. campbell was even more turned on by that because he was a h-m-phobos-xual.
- homophop
it’s when you’re a h-m-phobe who can’t spell. i greatly despise all racists and h-m-phops.
- Honey-Babying
is the term used to describe the fine art of -ss kissing a guy does in order to get themself out of the “dog house” with the girlfriend or wife. the term was derived by taking the two most common words from the mans -ss kissing honey and baby. i’m sorry honey, baby, honey…. i […]
- hoodai
when riding in the back of a pickup truck, it is an acceptable profanity to scream outloud at p-ssing cars. a: yo… here comes a car… b: cool, lets do this… a+b: hoodai!!!!