Homophobic Triangle
when 3 (or more) friends sit equidistantly from each other in a hot tub (forming a triangle), to not appear gay. strangers coming into the hot tub forces the three to come in closer together.
person 1: i just saw darren, rob, and mark together in the hot tub.
person 2: are they gay?
person 1: no, they formed the h-m-phobic triangle.
person 2: oh, thats cool then.
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