Homosexual Acts

acts in which h-m-s-xuals and men who pretend they aren’t gay take part in. h-m-s-xual acts often take place in parks, bathrooms, gym locker rooms, queeen’s park (toronto), church street bathhouses and confessionals. h-m-s-xuals acts include, baking, but are not limited to, bl-wj-bs, handjobs, -n-l fingering, light petting, shopping, gossiping, nipple twisting, manicures, kissing (when two men kiss) -n-l s-x, rim jobs, fisting, and watersports to name a few.
“h-m-s-xual acts” : gossiping

“omg ricky, did you see marks -ss, i swear to god that f-g is being such a donut eater, his -ss is sooooooo big, and not in the good juicy -ss way, the way you want to rim his tight little man hole, but in the way in which you think, god ricky go the f-cking gym and do some squats b-tch!”

h-m-s-xual acts : -n-l fingering

“ok lance, lick my finger, you’ll want to lube it up good and wett so that your b-m hole has an easy time taking my index, otherwise we might have -n-l tearing, and we don’t want that!”

h-m-s-xual acts: queen’s park (toronto)

this is where many “gay” and not so “gay” men come to ride their bikes around late at night on the pathways behind the ontario legislature. it’s odd because queen’s park is surrounded by major roads with cars, and people whizzing by (not watersports). men will often lean on trees, pretending to hold them up, meanwhile there hands are often on their d-cks which are mysteriously hanging out of their zipped pants and or shorts. this is more popular in the summer as winter here is cold and frostbite is a concern!