homouflage
what people wear when trying to appear heteros-xual without noticing that what they are wearing is actually a dead giveaway to h-m-s-xuality.
dude, check out that jackson’s kids hoodie. he doesn’t even realize he’s totally rockin’ the h-m-uflage.
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adjective;a term used to describe anything a gay uses to camouflage their s-xual orientation.
that f-g’s girlfriend is total h-m-uflage
a method of avoidance of observation that allows an otherwise visible h-m- to remain indiscernible from the surrounding environment through deception.
“hey sorry i was late baby, i needed to put on my h-m-uflage.”
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