Homula
1) n. a misunderstanding of a spoken phrase in which the hearer interprets the phrase as a proper, but confusing and irrelevant english sentence. it is usually attributed to earwax buildup, but can frequently occur in noisy environments. 2) v. homulated, to intentionally subst-tute h-m-phonically similar words in an effort to deceive the hearer.
etymology: ‘homula’ is believed to have itself been a homula of the phrase ‘hotmail account’, which homulated into the phrase ‘homula count’. the latter soon came to be the current running tally of homulas encountered.
homula (n) – here danger smell-ball is the homula
speaker: “so did you get the part as the danish n-ble?”
hearer: “what? did i get a piece of the danger smell-ball?”
homula(v) – here, richard gere homulated the phrase “peed my pants” into “pirates of penzance”
julia roberts: “it was so good i almost peed my pants.”
richard gere: “she said she liked it better than pirates of penzance.”
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