Honey Boo Boo


a caffeine and sugar induced involuntary bowel movement followed by muscle spasms of the lower body and arms.
after 3 redbull and vodkas and a half bag of skittles eric had a honey boo boo in his bunny costume and had to leave the halloween party in a hurry.
the worst f-cking godd-mn show on television at the moment, wait no not even at the moment because the f-cking thing was cancelled thank god. this ‘tv show’ consisted of a walrus disguised as a human forcing her 6 year old daughter to attend beauty pageants, yes you f-cking heard correctly, this terrible excuse for a mother gives me a reason to hate america, and i f-cking love america, but this atrocity caused me to hate families like this, the whole godd-mn family is so overweight they could be compressed and turned into a wrecking ball, its like they deep-fry lard for their breakfast, lunch and sodding dinner. this is honestly how the rest of the world sees america, not like the normal f-cking people there, no, they see americans as overweight opportunists who would take their 15 minutes of fame and do anything to milk it dry for as long as possible, and don’t even get me started on the ‘go-go juice’. this f-cking thing screams “spontaneous seizure” in a bottle, you know what this f-cking- this- thing contains? red bull, mountain dew and pure f-cking gasoline, and a 6 year old is drinking it?- now i would start calling the morgue, the fbi, the police, and the cpa because that sh-t is unacceptable!i just hate this show so much. you know what i’d rather watch? f-cking justin “i wish you were aborted” bieber stroking jennifer lawrence while licking his lips and staring p-ssionately at the camera, now i know that would never happen but still, i’d rather watch that than… this!
“these other girls are crazy if they think they can beat honey boo-boo child”- honey boo boo, yes insert the f-cking facepalm and loss in faith of humanity here.
a s-xual deviation where two or more obese people eat an extraordinary amount of food, throw up on each other, and proceed to f-ck each others’ brains out; then, one swallows the other’s sperm, to make it “sweeter than bacon, child!”
big bessie and i honey boo boo’d so slick last night, she gagged on my sweet bacon twice.
a show which features an obese family doing funny,annoying weird sh-t.
“have you seen the new honey boo-boo?” “yeah,that’s f-cked up!”
a word to describe how much marmots love eachother
“i love you honey boo boo”

“oh h.b.b.”
a ghetto petname to refer to your parnter as, its a compound of honey and b–boo
-boyfriend & girlfriend-
naji: i love you babe
elisa: i love you too honey b–boo,
a girl who is perfect for you and you would never let go! this girl is amazing, cute ,s-xy, and beautiful she is a keeper and you’ll wanna marry this kinda girl…
nichole your my honey b–boo!

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