the day after drinking and you have the beer sh*ts but your friends want breakfast. so you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you sh*t in the bowl with your liquid beer sh*t.
chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. so me, being a good friend, gave him a nice bowl of honey b*tt beerios.
- gerald johnson
a term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also partic*p*ting in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants very dangerous he’s probably behind you while you read this. “oh sh*t it’s gerald johnson”
generally referring to a new breed of software developers who pay a lot of attention to personal care… and end up looking s*xy to the opposite s*x. – hey that colleague of yours looks really cute – yes he’s the s*xyloper at the office
- reptilian brotherhood
the highly devoted fan base of youtuber “leafyishere”. after leafy had revealed his face on his 100,000 subscriber special, fans photoshopped him to be a reptilian. now, fans of him can be found posting on youtube and twitch.tv content related to cs:go such things as “hissss” or “leaf a like!” my stream was pretty chill, […]
when a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her. helen was ma’amspreading on the jitney to stop the dudebros from sitting next to her.