honeymoonitis
v-g-n-l soreness that occurs after a night of rough s-x, a marathon session of s-x, or s-x with a very well-endowed man. sometimes -ssociated with utis.
the term stems from being sore from all the s-x you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
“christ, my p-ssy’s sore. eddie really gave it to me last night; i’ve got honeymoonitis.”
v-g-n-l soreness that occurs after a night of rough s-x, a marathon session of s-x, or s-x with a very well-endowed man. sometimes -ssociated with utis.
the term stems from being sore from all the s-x you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
“christ, i’m sore down there. eddie really gave it to me last night; i’ve got honeymoonitis.”
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