Honeypotting
when a female goes about her daily routine, but with a v-g-n- full of s-m-n (her partners or a strangers will do) and periodically pops a finger in and licks it off in the style of dipping your finger in a jar of honey and licking off the sticky deposit left on your finger. this ancient technique does require some ongoing effort to keep the sacred goods inside.
originated from the early north american phrase ‘hunny pottin’ meaning hiding a stash of ganja or other narcotics in ones v-g-n-.
“my boyfriend darren was away from home for a few days, but luckily he’d blown a big load up my tw-t for me to honeypot throughout the day”
or
“she loves sp-nk mate so much so that honeypotting is a regular thing”
to good-naturedly insert one’s finger into a partner’s -n-s during doggystyle s-x and subsequently lick it. usually performed several times during the same sitting.
“i was biffing saskia doggystyle and watching her tight little -n-s wink at me when the notion hit me to ease in a finger and enjoy some good old-fashioned honeypotting.”
v.
the act of urinating in a partners reamed -sshole. the challenge lies in maintaining a flacid p-n-s during the process as it is extremely arousing.
the door was shut, but when i opened it, i saw sam honeypotting charlie, he was making a mess everywhere, but charlie seemed to be enjoying himself.
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