hong kong beef slab


the hong kong beef slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade d prime meat up her -sshole. after this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her -ss. at this point you combine your load, the grade d meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to hong kong for all the hongkongians to enjoy consuming.
last night i was suckin ra-hondas t-ts when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus i gave her the hong kong beef slab. then i mailed the goods to my boy shanghai sloppy bong dong. he loved itttt

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