Hong Kong sleepover
the act of shoving one’s s-xual partner’s head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon -rg-sm. see camel kick and donkey punch. so named due to its use by colonial-era hong kong boat prost-tutes. supposedly a bathtub favorite of president john f. kennedy.
ned invited mabel over for a hong kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.
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