Hong Kong surprise
when you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her c-ck and makes you suck it. she finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.
dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her c-ck and forces poor dan into the hong kong surprise. dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.
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