someone who may have had s*x once but still lives like a virgin or is a virgin in other ways.
examples are s*x abuse victims that have never had a consensual s*xual relationship, nerdy manchildren who’ve hired prost*tutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had s*x once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.
an example would be chris chan who lost his virginity to a prost*tute in 2012 but is still the king of lulzcows.
well technically im not a virgin because an ugly chick banged me at a party in highschool, but i’ve never had a girlfriend or relationship since so at least im an honorary virgin.
i hate being a virgin!
you’re not a virgin! you had s*x with that prost*tute a few years ago.
yeah but i’m still an honorary virgin because i could have never gotten s*x on my own. girls despise me.
incredibly h*rny and turned on emily is so hornt she got wet
- kindergarten thug
when a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real o.g. squeaker: ima beat yo *ss everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug *ss up
a pair of b**bs of a well-endowed lady while jogging wow, did you see those jugglenauts? these things have their own zip codes
- kn*bbed in the b*tty
f*cked in the *ss, both physically and metaphorically. ” she wanted to be kn*bbed in the b*tty” so i did “he crashed into my car and drove off, totally kn*bbed in the b*tty”