hontas
a short name for poker machines. also know as slot machines or one arm bandits. the term refers to going and playing the “poker-hontas”.
“barney suggested we go and slip a quick five-o in the hontas”. (i.e. lets go and blow $50 in the poker machines)
a womans vag. also known as an axe wound, beaver, cooter, clam, box, m-ff, slit, sn-tch, or many other terms.
did you see that s-xy indian girl? g-d i wanna poke some hontas.
as in pocahontas. the gentials on the female h-m- sapien.
did you poke her hontas?
a less well-known term for v-g-n-, tw-t, cooter, c-nt, etc; used mainly in reference to poking.
go poke a hontas, b-tch!
v-g-n-. it is derived from pocahontas or (poke-a-hontas), and is traditionally used in the context of a p-n-s that will “poke” a “hontas”.
i’d like to poke a hontas tonight.
where is all the hot hontas at?
a nipple
i really wanna poke a hontas.
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