Hooch Douche


(n) the hooch douche is a home-made douching kit created by and for any sl-t of a woman. the hooch douche is most frequently created and used by rig b-tches after the rig-pigs have pulled their wagon train through. in order to be an official hooch douche, the kit must contain at least 3 heavy duty cleaning agents such as vinegar, spray-nine, varsol, gasoline, bleach etc. to kill off any and all fungi, bacteria and warts. the hooch douche is often used in conjuction with the sl-t rag and can be used in both v-g-n-l and -n-l orifices.
d-mn, that rig b-tch needs to whip herself up a hooch douche, i heard she got dvda’d last night

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