Hoochies before bed


the act of getting h-lla keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, sh-tfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

also the act of getting h-lla dank p-ssy by a fine -ss t-tty wh-r- from da club on hoochieville street
furook: ay yo n-gg- i slapped dat -ss all night

oj: dat -ss? start to finish?

furook: yea n-gg- first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie’s livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

oj: shavin dat -ss?

furook: my -ss o ur -ss?

oj: n-gg- why would she be shavin my -ss?

furook: n-gg- my -ss be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas p-ssy nipple hair?

oj: n-gg- dammm! thats some hairry -ss sh-t like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-c-ck..on sale?

furook: tay tay got shot for being so hairy..n-gg-.

oj: dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod’s -ss?

furook: yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

oj: dam you a smart hairy n-gg-

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