one who acts like houdini by leaving the house of a one night stand before they wake. ex: barney stinson, joey tribbiani
friend: “wanna go out tonight?”
me: “nah, i’m thinking about pulling a hoochini.”
a stank c*nt or a bad *ss thug. with a styling outfit. loves to drink and have lots of fun. she can bed in the bed or in the woods. sinay is the way to go
he is mostly crazy and always wears a scarf. he is very relatable to a giraffe. we should walk away, it is a mcphillips.
- slurping the sturgeon
giving a sloppy blow-job. that girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.
- m*ss diddler
one who diddles people’s holes dude the real m*ss diddler totally diddled doug a new hole. he hasn’t been the same since. one who diddles at a m*ss level dude have you seen larry? he hasn’t been the same since the m*ss diddler struck.