hood nap
the act of p-ssing out on the hood of a car; typically due to excessive alcohol consumption.
john: “hey, what happened to kitty last night? one minute she was dancing on the bar, then all of the sudden she was gone!”
kolleen: “we were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her p-ssed-out on the car…she was just taking a hood nap.”
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