hood slide
an alternative to walking/running around a vehicle, in which a running jump is taken onto the hood of a vehicle (preferably yours), landing body first, and letting yourself slide across the hood to the other side of the vehicle, where you land on your feet.
easier with a good wax job. not recomended on full-size vans or hyundais.
for further reference on this, see any episode of the popular 80’s tv show “the dukes of hazzard”
see bo-duke it…basically means jumping into a car by unconventional means, i.e. over the side of the door or the back (only possible in a jeep, convertible, pick-up truck, or similar vehicle).
“when a mountain of a man with a ‘born to kill’ tattoo
tried to cut in, i knocked out his front tooth
we ran outside, hood sliding like bo duke
what was i thinking?”
-dierks bentley (“what was i thinking?”)
masturbating with an uncirc-mcised p-n-s.
my girl is on the rag so i’ve been doing the hood slide all week!
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