hood swap


having s-x with a girl in a dark room. you stop and tell her you need to use the restroom. get up and be sure to leave the lights off. instead of going into the bathroom door, go out the main door where your buddy is patiently waiting. have him come in with the lights still off to tax it for awhile while she still thinks its you. while he is digging her guts out you go outside and knock on the window and wave to her.
the girl wanted me for years…so jeff and i hood swapped that ho to get her off my nuts.

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