hooded plopper
a name mistake made while hungover and possibly still drunk from the prior night on holidays at a beach that is a nature preserve for a bird called the hooded plover. often followed by an embaressing and photographed impresonation of what you think a hooded plopper is, inspiring you to cover your head with a beach towel and squat down as though using the bathroom. doc-mented as a distant relative to the “walking bird” resulting in an hilarious phone call to gary to tell him you are at his cousins house.
“omg why are you squating with a towel on your head?” “haha the sign says hooded plopper so im being one” “no, its hooded plover, are you still drunk from last night?”
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