Hoodrat Poses
when a hoodrat takes pics on counters pokin out her large flabby -ss, pokes out her crusty lips that are covered in cheap lip gloss, pizza grease, or s-m-n. mugs the camera like she finna fight. lifts her shirt too show off her blubbers of fat or ribs. she usually is twirling her short -ss burnt off cherry uneven nappy at the roots hair or her blond long -ss a motherf-cker cheap -ss $20 dollar horsehair weave… that she taped in with yellow tape.
sydney: hmm girl let’s put these pics up on facebook so errbody can see how good we is lookin
vicky: right homegirl. cause i know you def tryna hook up with langston and you already know joel is my boo.
5 minutes later at another home
langston: d-mn, you see these pictures sydney put up. she think she look good but she doin them hoodrat poses.
joel: right and vicky needa quit playin tryna rock that pink horsehair and then tight -ss shorts
langston: right, i can see that b-tches hair.
joel: holdup… is that tape??
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