Hooker High Five


hooker high five is what you do when you’re in las vegas and you want to greet a hooker without calling her out as a hooker in public. this greeting consists of slapping your hand against hers above your heads. when the hooker turns around and uses her index finger to beckon you to come to her, her hooker status has been confirmed.
bruce: let’s go greet that hooker over there because i love her leopard dress, 6 inch heals and no panties.

keith: i agree, let’s go over and give her a hooker high five so she knows we approve.

bruce: yup, she wants us to come over. she’s a hooker!

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