Hooker Theory
otherwise known as the “law of diminishing returns,” hooker theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).
steve: is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour hooker?
donald: nope.
steve: how not!?
donald: hooker theory
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