Hooligan Tool
n. any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or -ssault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.
“i know he wasn’t fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. that was undoubtedly his hooligan tool.”
“i always carry my good ol’ crowbar with me at night. you could say it’s my hooligan tool, and you’d be right.”
“he didn’t have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. i was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool.”
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