hoon
1. to travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. to show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..
look at that bl–dy dangerous hoon!!
(yelled in annoyance at offender).. ya f-ckin’ hoon!!!
somebody who engages in the following activities whilst in control of a motor vehicle
1) high speed driving (often > 40 k’s over)
2) the delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels
3) the delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as “drifting”
4) partic-p-ting in illegal (drag) racing
5) the performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails
most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case
hoon 1: did u hear bro, i killed that xr6 turbo in my stock skyline
hoon 2: nice, what did u get up to
hoon 1: we got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us
hoon 2: nice, bl–dy pigs!
according to the new south wales government in australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h.
narrator: this week on a current affair
grimshaw: hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): speeding kills!
random bogan: bl–dy p plate hoons killing everyone!
-pictures of mangled cars-
politically correct guy: what about the children!
normal guy: speed limits are just revenue rai- -gets cut off-
grimshaw: next week on a current affair…
a word used to describe a person who uses cars, motorcycles, or marine power vessels for recreation and fun instead of getting from a to b.
bystander: “wow that man is enjoying himself letting the power of his beast lay rubber all over the road whilst the car moves at an extremly dangourous speed of about 2km/h!”
cop/granny/journalist: “arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!”
in the british political context, a member of the british labour party.
what a hoon!
to engage in mischief in a motor vehicle
we were hooning about in the parking lot last night
it was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.
would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?
to travel at a high velocity, preferrably in a car.
he f-cking hooned it down that straight!
←
Read Also:
- sexy saturday
that beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life must involve the s-xiest s-x of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish […]
- verbify
the process of creating a new verb based on an existing noun. the new verb provides an abbreviated way to describe using the noun. it is common to verbify “google” to “googled”, allowing you to say “i googled it.” instead of “i searched for it using google.” to derive a verb from an already existing […]
- The Roman Butterfly
a s-xual position in which a man will lay flat on his back,while two women will “scissor” around the man’s p-n-s.the mans p-n-s will stick up and out of the scissoring v-g-n-‘s,as a third women will sit on your face and preform oral s-x on you,creating a “69” “scissor” sandwich. man1:hey i’m having a orgy […]
- The rusty steel shack
putting it in the rusty steel shack is when you have s-xual intercourse with a girl who has her period and then you stick your bl–dy shaft into her bootyhole. yo dude! did you hear how brian greco gave that ugly fat chick the rusty steel shack behind nirchi’s last night!
- The Shagungy
a series of shots in succession one immediately following the other composed of one well whiskey, one well tequila, one well vodka, one well rum, one well gin. chased with a beer. did you see brian do “the sh-gungy”? no, i was stairing at that chick’s factory air.