Hooptie RC1 Beta


the technological and psychological predecessor to “the hooptie.” it is extremely sh-tty, but since it is a beta, is also very unstable. it has too much power for it’s own good, tyres worn on one side and the ability to drive on it’s side using two wheels and not flip over.
we were driving on two wheels! f-ck f-ck f-ck! i could see the ground out my window!! hooptie rc1 beta is the reincarnation of zues’s throbbing d-ck!

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