Hooten Stank


an awful smell combination of skunk, weed, and -ss that makes everyone sick, usually found in old cl-ssrooms, gym lockers, anywhere swimmers were or have been, bubblegum shrimp co., hawaiian public bathrooms, cars of football players, and ohio
student: dude wtf is that smell…
swimmer: thats definetely hooten stank
student: i think im gonna be sick

guy: did u catch a wif of that fresh hooten stank
friend: yeah it smells f-ckin awful

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