hoovdog


the self-centered follower of a hoovinator. one who desperately is trying to be a hoovinator but has traits more appropriate for an animal.
person:
yo hoovdog, i need your help with blah blah blah.

hoovdog:
(gasp! other erroneous noises) sorry, i didn’t hear a word you said

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