Hoover the Kebab
(dirty expression) when a man licks out a woman, usually with a sucking rather than licking action.
‘kebab’implies a rather rough l-b–l area, which looks like cheap kebab meat (nasty!)
oi, mate, i bet you want to hoover the kebab tonite, you sick little perv.
yeah, that randy slag is well up for it.
freakin’ awesome!
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