hop off my nuts
another way to say “chill out”, “leave me alone”, or “get off my -ss.”
gets great response, causes the person who’s on your -ss to shut the h-ll up and back down.
mom: gonzo, did you do your homework yet?
gonzo: ma, hop of my nuts.
mom: yes master.
or
fat-ss in car behind me: (honking) hey -sshole, get off the road!
gonzo: what the h-ll am i supposed to do? the j-ck-ff in front of me is going slow, so hop off my nuts.
fat-ss: oh, sorry. i’m fat and stupid.
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