hopster

knows more about obscure craft beer than you. brews his own beer, no doubt. ridicules your choice in beer. only drinks ipas. domestic beers used for cooking only. aka a “beer hipster”
i ordered a great lakes christmas ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. he then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they’re superior to my favorite beer.
a fresh hip-hop hipster
you think that hopster we saw at ubiq today is going to silk?
the next big thing. hipsters are too mainstream nowadays, so become a hopster. a hopster is someone who does everything after it has already become uncool.
is that guy wearing jean shorts? wow, what a hopster!
an individual who has defined taste in mainstream pop consumerism.

in direct opposition with “hipsters” who thrive on terms like “independant” “artistic” “self-expression” “different” , the hopster lies at the core of the m-ss media and enjoys to be defined as “commercial” “popular” or even “sell out”.
“at the justin bieber concert there was tons of tweens, but also a few hopsters.” – nightlife journalist

“i hate those hopsters, always talking loudly about sh-tty beer ads when we try to discuss art.” – a random p-sserby heard in williamsburg, brooklyn.
hopster (n.) one who fits most requirements of a hipster but has a different mind set and engages in hip-hop music.
the hopster wore skinny jeans but did not ride a fixie.
one who blends the ironic dress of hipsters with the gang motif that might be -ssociated with hip hop.
upon noticing that a high schooler wearing an all red elmo sesame street shirt to indicate affiliation with the bloods a teacher might say, “-sigh-, another hopster”.
hipster that hangs out at ihop all day.
that guy sure loves blueberry pancakes and the music of animal collective – he’s a hopster!

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