Hopysmotis
when someone sneezes on someone and that person does not notice or the person sneezing pretends it didn’t happen. this can also be applied when someone sneezes in or on an object – the same rules apply.
‘i did a stealthy hopysmotis in charlotte’s porridge this morning’
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