horizontal narcolepsy
when one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned “nap time.”
roger: “hey man, why weren’t you in cl-ss today?”
matt: “dude, i laid down on the couch to watch tv and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in… woke up 4 hours later.”
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