Horizontal Shuffle


noun; the act of engaging in s-xual intercourse, which is usually -ssociated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic s-x scr-w-ng, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.
i asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the horizontal shuffle, she obliged and so i laid some serious pipe on that broad. i felt like super mario after i was done with her.
much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.
say baby, you can really dance… do you know the ‘horizontal shuffle’?

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