polite version of a sh*tload, f*ckload, *ss-ton, f*ck-ton, sh*t-ton or metric f*cking sh*t-ton.
horkloads are typically counts above 1500, whether weight or quant*ty.
i just found a shi- uh… i mean, horkload of magic cards in the bas*m*nt. can we sell them for beer money?

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