Horn Herpes
when a unicorn stallion is defeated by dark magic, there is a slight, but noticeable chance of developing b-mp on one horn.
noted side-effects: sudden urge to throw your wife at evil. lack of relevancy to story arc.
shinning armor had a bad case of horn herpes…
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